Al likes Spam. A lot. He likes it cold, he likes it hot--he just likes Spam. Now and then he looks in his recycling bin and notices a lot of empty Spam cans in it and wonders what people would think if they saw his recycling.
Al also likes canned peaches. He says he buys the lite canned peaches but then figures if it’s light something must be missing, so he dumps a bunch of sugar in them.
Of course you have to know that Al lives by himself. His wife died a couple years ago and now it’s just him, a cat and a Jack Russell terrier that chews his hearing aids and false teeth.
